The funniest stories, jokes, and confessions from the community.
I accidentally sent 'I love you' to my boss instead of my girlfriend. He replied 'That's very sweet but please finish the quarterly report by EOD.' I wanted to die. HR called me the next day... to congratulate me on 'great team spirit.' I still don't know if they were serious.
Crush ko impress karne ke liye gym join kiya. Pehle din itna weight utha liya ki 3 din bed se uth nahi paya. Crush ne WhatsApp pe pucha 'kahan gayab ho?' Maine bola 'busy tha.' Bhai, busy tha uth nahi pa raha tha bed se. Ab gym se zyada rest le raha hoon.
I was trying to secretly take a selfie with my crush in the background. Phone was on front camera. Flash was on. She saw EVERYTHING. I pretended I was checking my teeth. She offered me a mint. I took it. We don't talk about this.
Date pe gaya tha, bill aaya toh wallet nahi mila. Pura drama — pockets check kiye, bag check kiya, even socks check kiye (don't ask). Ladki ne bill pay kar diya. Ghar aake pata chala wallet fridge mein hai. Don't judge me, maine subah half-asleep mein rakh diya tha. Second date nahi mili obviously.
My mom found my diary where I wrote about my crush in class 10. She read the whole thing out loud at dinner. In front of my dad. And my younger sister who goes to the SAME school. The next day the whole school knew. That diary is now buried in the backyard. Literally. I dug a hole.
Online dating try kiya. Profile mein likha 'adventurous, loves hiking.' Bhai, main 2nd floor tak saans phoolti hai. Ladki ne pehle date pe trek suggest kar diya. 3 ghante ki hike mein maine 47 baar 'beautiful view' bolke ruka — view nahi dekh raha tha, saans le raha tha. Never lying on a profile again.
I pretend to hate romantic movies when I'm with my friends. But alone at night? I've watched DDLJ 27 times. Yes, I counted. And yes, I still cry when Raj stretches his arms on the train. Don't judge me. Main bhi Raj hoon, bas Simran nahi mili.